earthdad:

i am shocked that snakes have evolved this far to be able to speak

earthdad:

i am shocked that snakes have evolved this far to be able to speak

hoqvvarts:

why are you so obsessed with me

hoqvvarts:

why are you so obsessed with me

Reblogged from All Hail

nyooms:

being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry

Reblogged from All Hail
kerfluffy:

rogue of ♥
(i dont actually know if the canon rogue design has a cape but i thought it was cute ;w;)

kerfluffy:

rogue of ♥

(i dont actually know if the canon rogue design has a cape but i thought it was cute ;w;)

Reblogged from cute grass fairy

yuukyuu-no-kaze:

keikie-dont-touch-me:

nepetaquest:

so i started playing DMMD

This is never not funny

My favorite part

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

Reblogged from Kid with Goggles

bioterrors:

an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know this girl. let me meet her. is she a bad influence?” “dad she’s an angel” “damn I was really hoping she would be a bad influence”

Reblogged from too gay to function

r-r-r-robin:

abitcombustible:

its-time-to-dualscar:

newspaperrealities:

Ke$ha- Die young (Deconstructed)

okay guys, ke$ha is already great because she’s a parody artist, but.

has anyone listened to this?

it’s probably the most beautiful and sad pop song i’ve heard in a while.

this isn’t ke$ha, it’s kesha.

whenever someone uses die young for characters who die…young, i think they should use this version instead because ouch feels 

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thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

simplypotterheads:

My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.

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browngirlblues:

Women against feminism are basically just arguing that their individual lives are fine and they don’t care about what other women go through

Reblogged from blame it on the wolves
bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

Reblogged from Untitled

hungryhowie:

saying “ow” when you get hit in a video game

Reblogged from ♔ Avery Timm
winkydean:

shout out to seventeen for writing this

winkydean:

shout out to seventeen for writing this

Reblogged from Stereo Hearts Thud On

methhomework:

why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals

Reblogged from wet dreams

ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

Reblogged from Fandom Random